dildo

dildo
1. (dildo) (7179↑, 1402↓)
City in Newfoundland, Canada

I live in dildo no joke, its a town

2. (Dildo) (4589↑, 1163↓)
Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.

go run to your dildo bitch

3. (dildo) (3987↑, 1325↓)
Same as soybeans, both are used as a MEAT substitute.
4. (dildo) (3704↑, 1306↓)
A plastic penis that a. women pleasure themselves with b. women pleasure other women with c. men use in their poop tubes made for pleasure

Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch\!

5. (dildo) (2916↑, 1184↓)
a girl's best friend.

i don't need you\!\!\!\!\!\! I've got a dildo that is 8 inches longer than your dick\!\!\!

Author: princessmetoo098 http://dildo.urbanup.com/219737
6. (dildo) (1692↑, 528↓)
a plastic rod that people pleasure themselves with. it is often accompanied with a lubricant and a videocamera.

i thought it would be funny to shove a dildo in my boyfriend's ass when he wasn't looking to see how he felt about anal sex, but for some reason he didn't like it.

Author: angie scott http://dildo.urbanup.com/40427
7. (dildo) (1295↑, 446↓)
a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass. Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.

Carla shrieked and threw down her mother's purse in disgust after finding a dildo in there

8. (dildo) (884↑, 242↓)
a object that looks like a phallis, but doesn't carry the HIV virus, you don't have to orally please it, don't worry about precum, it can go as long as you can, and doesn't go to sleep after sex.

Jenny please pass me my dildo

9. (dildo) (869↑, 286↓)
a species of tree

oh yes it is... look it up in a dictionary.

10. (dildo) (605↑, 184↓)
Much like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, the dildo will eventually lead the the extinction of the human race.

Who needs men anyways, I have my dildo to keep me company.

Author: Justin Mozuch http://dildo.urbanup.com/1568721
11. (dildo) (528↑, 162↓)
sometimes confused with a lightsaber, the Jedi Counsil denies the claim.

"We promise, these are only used as weapons, not ass toys\!" - Jedi Master Yoda

12. (dildo) (543↑, 208↓)
the only reason men try to avoid pissing their girlfriends off

OH shit I aint gettin none shes gotta dildo

13. (dildo) (400↑, 130↓)
a boyfriend that will never lose his erection,is always in the mood, larger than all my previous boyfriends, and doesn't talk- who can ask for more- the only downfall is he doesn't earn an income and can't take out the trash

I recommend the tantric blue twist dildo for 34.95

14. (dildo) (308↑, 84↓)
A fake penis that you stick up your ass/vagina.

"I can fit five dildos in my ass at one time\!", explained Chris with utter joy.

Author: Chris Farina http://dildo.urbanup.com/218698
15. (dildo) (343↑, 124↓)
fake penis, a sex toy

She didn't have a boyfriend so she just pleasured herself with her dildo

16. (Dildo) (423↑, 232↓)
1) A fake, rubber penis used by women to mastribate. 2) A slang term for penis. 3) A stupid person.

1) She used a dildo during mastribation. 2) His dildo is seven inches long. 3) Krysti is such a dildo\!

Author: iamsohappytoinsulteveryoneiknow http://dildo.urbanup.com/159468
17. (dildo) (219↑, 47↓)
Any rod thingy that simulates a cock that a woman or man can stick in her or his mouth, pussy, or anus. Some vibrate, while others don't. Dildos are made of different materials.

Women and men, listen. After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass. Separate dildos for ass and mouth.

18. (dildo) (191↑, 65↓)
A device that is used to substitute A male penis. Used for masturbation and relieving sexual tension and fustration. usually made of plasic, rubber or wax. anything used to substitute the male penis.

Mary used a DILDO to please herself when she was horny. Wendy has a big black dildo Amy has a pink rubber 8" dildo she fucks herself with.

19. (Dildo) (189↑, 64↓)
A penis shaped sex toy inserted into a woman's vagina for the purpose of masturbating. Originally derived from the common practice of women using large cucumbers to pleasure themselves. As in "dill" pickle or cucumber. "Doe" as in ananymous or a "john doe". Hence, dildo. Also can mean a very dorky, nerdy, gay or annoying person.

She used her dildo every night while her husband John was out of town. Everyone thought of Paul as a total dildo after he began reporting students who were smoking on campus.

Author: sirvancealott http://dildo.urbanup.com/1481659
20. (dildo) (192↑, 70↓)
Cartman's Cat in [South Park]

Cartman: Mom, Kitty's being a dildo\!\!\! Carman's Mom: Then I know a certain little kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.

21. (Dildo) (204↑, 83↓)
Mans worst enemy

shes got a dildo... Doesn't say much for me

22. (Dildo) (122↑, 35↓)
A town in Newfoundland, Canada. Named by Captain James Cook, the name comes from a geographical feature, Cook believed the pninsula resembled a Dildo which in those days was a wooden, metal or stone, fallus substitute. (they didn't have plastic) He is alos know for Newfoundland places names such as "Come By Chance", "Conception Bay" and "Blow Me Down"

Come and visit Dildo, Newfoundland.

Author: Rick "The Stick" Keswick http://dildo.urbanup.com/899265
23. (dildo) (96↑, 31↓)
1) \<Slang\> A plastic or metal substitute for a man's erected penis; Sometimes is equiped with a vibration feature; Usually designed to be much larger than a normal human male's penis 2) \<botany\> A columnar cactaceous plant of the West Indies (Cereus Swartzii)

1) I bought her a dildo and a pair of slippers, so if she doesnt like the slippers, she can go fuck herself. 2) -That plant is so columnar -hey man, we're in the west indies -whoa \>_\>

24. (dildo) (112↑, 49↓)
a long, hard, pointy, plastic thing,that some girls shove in there pussies. they may be bigger than most dicks but ....... ........... its just not the same :(

say what u want, but deep down inside u no u want some real cock. a dildo just won't do

Author: my enemy cometh in green shoes http://dildo.urbanup.com/1644973
25. (dildo) (121↑, 62↓)
A phallic masturbation device.

Bück dich, befehl ich dir. I'm going to stick this dildo in your rear.

26. (dildo) (107↑, 57↓)
You've all heard of a man's best friend being a dog. well a girl's best friend is by far a dildo.

one day as sophie and brit were in the library,sophie gently whispered to brit.. "can i borrow your dildo tonight?" Brit gladly said yes you may\! have a good time"

27. (dildo) (83↑, 43↓)
1. For women it is used for pleasuring themselves in place of a real penis up the vagina 2. For men it is used 4 anal sex with use of a dildo instead of a partener

A rubber instrument that is the shape of a penis, sometimes bigger..

28. (dildo) (114↑, 79↓)
A trust old friend, that you can count on to bring you pleasure anytime. Unlike that sorry excuse for a man next to you.

All I need is my dildo.

29. (Dildo) (50↑, 21↓)
acording to a certain person, a dildo is a shade of green

Person 1: "Do you know what a dildo is?" Certain Person: "Oh, is it a shade of green?" Person 1: ROFL\!

30. (dildo) (105↑, 76↓)
A large falic object that a femail preferes to vigorusly ram into her vaginal area when a real penis is not avalibal at her disposal. She may even ask for another person to do it for her. Homosexual men prefer to ram this falic tool into their anus.

That is one big fucking dildo\!\!

31. (dildo) (60↑, 32↓)
A fake penis for both male and female enjoyment. Also a replacement for when a boyfriend is not there.

In the slash story, Beautiful Addiction, a dildo is used for torture to keep one person quiet about a secret.

32. (dildo) (63↑, 36↓)
an erotic toy used by women or gay men for sexual stimulation

He's a real [supa]. He has a large collection of dildos in his bedroom.

33. (dildo) (85↑, 63↓)
a sex toy that varies in size, shape, and color that can be used by the female to pleasure herself when she cannot get it from a person.

My dildo is hot pink and has 3 different settings\!

34. (Dildo) (39↑, 19↓)
Someone who's just embarassed themselves.

'I've forgotten how to tie my shoelaces\!' 'You fucking dildo.'

Author: Force Majeure http://dildo.urbanup.com/3573904
35. (dildo) (43↑, 26↓)
Direct In-Put Limited-Duty Officer: an individual commissioned into a branch of the military typically without having traditional ROTC training. A DILDO is typically selected to fill a specific job, with little or no opportunity for lateral movement. Most of these jobs could easily be filled by civilians, but a commission is bestowed to provide a visual level of authority to junior military officers and enlisted.

A typical example are the officer instructors at both the enlisted and officer Naval Nuclear Power Schools in Goose Creek, SC. Individuals apply for DILDO commissions out of college and, if selected, are sent through Officer Candidate School. At completion are award a commission in the US Navy as an ensign. These officers then become permanent members of the instructor staff at the Naval Nuclear Power Training Command (NNPTC).

36. (dildo) (46↑, 29↓)
a plastic shlong

since my mom is too fat to get laid, she uses a dildo to 'excite' herself which is kept under the bed

Author: dr. chazzy chaz http://dildo.urbanup.com/532531
37. (dildo) (44↑, 29↓)
One very lucky peice of plastic

dude1:man i never get any. dude2:i know what your sayin man,sometimes i wish i was a dildo.

Author: basementdweller1 http://dildo.urbanup.com/2592728
38. (dildo) (31↑, 16↓)
can't do anything by themselves

"can u help me plz" "Damn it you can't do anything yourself you fucking dildo"

39. (Dildo) (27↑, 16↓)
An obnoxious, fucked up, moronic, munterish, tramp that has no originality and prides his/her self on copying others words and looks and failing miserably. Also has a shit load of fake designer stuff that he/she insists is real.

"dude, that bex, she copied my mates hair colour" " dude, she is such a dildo" "mate, look at him\!" "yeah he totally copied mike, expect mike's is real" "omg man\! he totally said it was real to me\!" "duh, hes a dildo."

Author: FxckedUpMentalWhore http://dildo.urbanup.com/3932849
40. (dildo) (24↑, 14↓)
to invite yourself into a private place or conversation

He's always dildo-ing into my room without knocking. It's annoying. Is it cool if I dildo into your conversation? I don't want to be the guy that just stands around by himself at a party. I didn't know anybody there... I just dildo-ed in and started talking to people.

Author: boycottthecaf http://dildo.urbanup.com/4919489
41. (dildo) (30↑, 20↓)
Another name for an electric zapper used to torture pledges during fraternity initiations.

"The Phi Eta Mu uses dildoes on their pledges."

42. (dildo) (35↑, 26↓)
a fake penis, usually bigger than the real thing. Althought it is supposed to be a replica of a penis, anyway it vibes as no cock has ever done. It doesn't cum, doesn't enjoy being sucked and it's the only dick that can penetrate a female ass with no need of begging. Ann Summers' shop assistants have never tried a dildo.

(real dialogue held in London) me: Hello, I'd like to buy a dildo for my g/f. Which one do you like best? shop assistant: We sell a lot of these (she shows it to me) me: well, is this the one you prefer? she: no (she laughs) me: so, which one do you use? she: I don't use any me: never tried any? she: no me: goodbye (and didn't buy any of them)

43. (dildo) (36↑, 27↓)
A tool that comes in various, shapes sizes, flavors, and attachable parts (sold seperately)used for the pleasure of female putangs. The [dildo] is to be used just as a penis would. It's a fun process to watch but damn that girl must be a pathetic whore because she ain gettin' the real thing...she using plastic. Get a life, Barbie\!

Ooo, please twirl that dildo in me deeper.

Author: mmm delicious http://dildo.urbanup.com/1247558
44. (Dildo) (10↑, 2↓)
something that will eventually lead to the extinction of man.

Woman 1: "My man has not been in the mood for sex lately :(" Woman 2: "Screw him\! Get a dildo and dump the bastard\!"

Author: iheartsexitsgood http://dildo.urbanup.com/5385444
45. (dildo) (31↑, 23↓)
An individual who does not have the competence to live in the real world; an annoyance; a tool

Jon is being a dildo today. God he can be a real bitch sometimes.

46. (Dildo) (8↑, 3↓)
An extremely cute name for a teddy bear, not to be mistaken for the first definition.

Jasper: awww that's a cute Teddy bear\! What's its name? Joy: Dildo Jasper: O_O .... Jasper: excuse me?

Author: Oompa-Loompa & Licious-Vicious http://dildo.urbanup.com/5769890
47. (dildo) (21↑, 17↓)
May be used in place of a forgotten word.

Hey Steve\! Hand me that... dildo\! I forgot that... dildo.

Author: Succubus Prime http://dildo.urbanup.com/2930975
48. (dildo) (48↑, 44↓)
Phallic object, often made into forms of male penises or of similar type. Often, dildos do not have to be manufactured: cucumbers and police sticks can be converted and turned to dildos at users expense.

I use my finger dildo on my girl to maker her have multiple orgasmss. Yup.

49. (dildo) (5↑, 2↓)
The word dildo has many meanings. As a noun, it is a weapon dating back from the Muff Diving Age, used by our lesbian ancestors to ward off attacking men. When wielded it would cause men to look confused, scratch their crotches and wonder how women could have fun without the real thing. As a verb, it means ‘to look at someone saliciously, with intent to get into their pants, and buy a U-Haul/and or/apartment together the next week’. As an adjective, it can be used to describe certain women who are tall, stand very straight, and occasionally, vibrate. As you might imagine, these types of women are very popular with young lesbians.

Lesbian: Did you see Lisa? She was totally dildoing me with her eyes earlier. Lesbian 2, from England: Phwwoaaar, did you see the attachments on that one? She is so dildo\!

Author: recallthelessons http://dildo.urbanup.com/5283080
50. (dildo) (27↑, 24↓)
What us gay men love to shove up our asses when we get horny and no men are around. Dildos come in many sizes and have many different features. Great for relief of sexual tension when my boyfriend isnt around.

Mike couldnt find his boyfriend Sonny so he just used a large purple dildo instead.

51. (dildo) (20↑, 17↓)
Adjective used when something sucks.

"This idea is dildos"

Author: MARTIN LUTHER KING JR http://dildo.urbanup.com/2661354
52. (DILDO) (4↑, 2↓)
acronym for Dad I'd Like to Defecate On.

Anthony saw him from across the crowded deck of the gay cruise, his six pack with a one way ticket to defecation station, showing some guy pictures from his daughers violin recital. Definite DILDO.

Author: billboardslags http://dildo.urbanup.com/5363897
53. (DILDO) (25↑, 23↓)
Dad I'd Like to DO; the opposite of a MILF

Your father is so fine. I mean, c'mon. He is a total DILDO.

54. (dildo) (19↑, 17↓)
a stupid or obnoxious person (from a term for an artificial substitute for an erect penis)

Get out of my way you fucking dildo.

55. (dildo) (5↑, 4↓)
A cylinder/ penis like tube made out of rubber or sylicon used to smack children with when they missbehave or piss you off. Can often be purple or black with spikes. Can also be used to masturbate

Bobby; mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom Mom; bobby shut up or im going to beat you up with my dildo Bobby; MOM Mom * smacks with dildo* Mom; now shut up dont make me take the black one with spikes out\!

56. (Dildo) (19↑, 18↓)
The gender-reversal of a [Fag Hag]; A guy who predominantly hangs out with Lesbians.

Dude, stop being such a Dildo, it's not like they're gonna invite you to join in.

57. (Dildo) (34↑, 33↓)
A fake dick used by lezbians trying to pull of as men.

I hope this hot girl doesn't find out that my dick is a dildo.

58. (Dildo) (21↑, 20↓)
An electric fly swatter used to kill the giant DnD Clitoris.

"Use the magical Dildo on the Clitoris\!\!" - Ross

Author: LSMSA Sad Panda http://dildo.urbanup.com/1535264
59. (dildo) (32↑, 31↓)
a dildo is an object or an item. It helps girls who are desperate for sex have sex alone with themselves. They just simply stick it up their vaginea or asshole and feel good. A dildo is basically like a guys penis. except its not on a guy.

"I'm going to buy a dildo because im desperate for sex and noone wants to have sex with me"

Author: anonymous help http://dildo.urbanup.com/1087203
60. (dildo) (32↑, 31↓)
a fake penis

She shoved a dildo up her [poop chute].

61. (dildo) (32↑, 33↓)
an item that should have never been invented. some girls like that fake penis more than the real one

me penis is 11 inches long, so why dont u call me instead of using that expensive gaget (no guys)

62. (dildo) (0↑, 2↓)
Similar to a reference to a guy as a [tool], but thinks he can get laid. Usually rejected or played by women. Too concerned about what women think to enter reality.

That guys a fucking dildo.

Author: leonardishere http://dildo.urbanup.com/5477969
63. (Dildo) (28↑, 30↓)
The rubber dick your girlfriend has resorted to using cuz that thing you call a dick can't even reach.

The feel of rubber dildos in my pussy is almost orgasmic\!

Author: Dildos4FreeLolz http://dildo.urbanup.com/3303104
64. (dildo) (23↑, 26↓)
A person who is assumed to be a retard or have some type of mental illness; dumb in the head; or just someone you hate

Your a fucking DILDO\!

65. (dildo) (5↑, 9↓)
A mindless tool of limited but satisfactory use when manipulated by an intelligent entity for a suitable purpose.

Jan: "Marsha, your boss is a complete and utter dildo." Marsha: "True that, sister, but since he raises my salary every time I wear this mini skirt to the office, I can live with that."

66. (dildo) (22↑, 27↓)
a plastic [penis] many women use them to pleasure thmeselves. Also see [vibrator]

I don't need you, I have a dildo\!

67. (dildo) (22↑, 29↓)
A predominantly phallic shaped object usually made from rubber. Used to provide penetrative pleasure as a substitute for the male meat hammer, or the digits of the hand. Implmented by both sex’s for penetration of the pink love tunnel or poop shoot. In rare cases it has been shoved into the japs eye of a sadomasochistic males members.

Jimmy screamed with both pain as Lisa rammed her dildo into his pee hole. Afterwards she exclaimed, now you know what having our son felt like.

Author: palindrome bob http://dildo.urbanup.com/3309309
68. (dildo) (36↑, 43↓)
A rubber dick that girls play sex with.

Last year,I was at my friend Mary's house and Mary needed socks. They were in her mothers sock drawer.She dug through the drawer and found a puffy sock.She dumped out the contents and screamed."TARA\!What the Hell is this\!" I ran in and saw the blue vibrating mechanism.I told her it was probably her mothers DILDO\!

69. (dildo) (25↑, 33↓)
a sex toy that is used inplace of a dick

I was a litle worried when I found a dildo in my girlfriends room.

70. (Dildo) (9↑, 18↓)
A [device] used to pleasure ones [vagina] or [asshole]

Harp and Felty use a dildo on eachother because neither of them can get it up. Harp and Felty were trying to [suck] eachother off but decided a [dildo] was the best option.

71. (dildo) (4↑, 15↓)
(noun) a penis-shaped object sold in sex stores and home catalogs used to probe and stimulate the vagina or anus. (adjective) describes someone who lacks common sense or cannot seem to use logic to make sense of things. That is, their logic and mentality is "floppy" just like a dildo. (the term applies to both men and women).

(noun) GIRL 1:"Girl, my boyfriend's dick isn't as big as I thought. " GIRL 2: "You should buy yourself a dildo. It's probably bigger than his dick." (adjective) DETECTIVE: "If the man drove her home, and he was the only one at her house at that time, and he myesteriously disappeared, he must have murdered her\! Am I right?" ROOKIE: "I don't get it..." DETECTIVE: "Dude, you're such a dildo\!"

72. (Dildo) (21↑, 32↓)
1) A male replacement. 2) A name given to someone with the I.Q. of a pancake.

1) Greg, I don't need you. I have my dildo\! 2) Dave, you're being such a dildo.

Author: Jun-Jun the Spoon http://dildo.urbanup.com/2226572
73. (dildo) (27↑, 38↓)
a fake man for hypocritical girls.

"I don't need a man\! BZZZZ." Why do most girls usually buy dark colored oversized dildos, ERRRRR nevermind...

74. (dildo) (24↑, 35↓)
An extremely reliable device used when male genitalia is not desired, cannot stand up to the occasion,or needs a little help. They are readily available, hard and waiting, to stimulate with no purpose but to provide pleasure to it's user. One size does not have to fit all\!

"Why get real? Dildos are cheaper and come in prettier colors."

75. (dildo) (15↑, 26↓)
a slang term for fake wanker

some peeps have to use a dildo

76. (dildo) (12↑, 25↓)
1. a "play toy" that looks like a dick... 2. also, my friend's nickname

1. she used the dildo all night last night 2. "hey dildo, how r u today..."

Author: The "Fake" Lauren http://dildo.urbanup.com/783525
77. (Dildo) (24↑, 37↓)
An object used for self pleasing by 90% of modern women, usually plastic/resin and shaped like an oversized phallus. Mans worst enemy.

''How did you know I had one? Shit\! You've been watching my online transactions again\!''

78. (dildo) (8↑, 22↓)
the best thing that happened to the human race...shove in a female vagina (or anus) or a male anus.

1 She broke up with her boyfriend because his penis was too small to her dildo 2 He shoved the big black dildo in his anus with great pleasure and kept at it all night

79. (dildo) (26↑, 40↓)
n. something you stick in your pussy.

Some of my female slut friends own many dildos.

80. (dildo) (12↑, 27↓)
what you make dill cakes out of

Hey Brea can you knead this dildo for me while I warm up my oven?

81. (dildo) (15↑, 30↓)
a rare breed of chinese poodle.

Mom: stop playing with your dildo and come eat dinner\! Daughter: ten more minutes mom\!

82. (Dildo) (20↑, 35↓)
The Male version of a MILF. Dad I'd Love (to) Do

"..mmmmm there goes one sexy Dildo"

Author: JiniVancouver http://dildo.urbanup.com/2609323
83. (Dildo) (38↑, 53↓)
the bed companion for the sadly overweight and not-so-fortunate-looking.

Mrs. Punderschnout's husband is a big dildo.

Author: MellonCollie http://dildo.urbanup.com/782631
84. (Dildo) (6↑, 23↓)
1. a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse. 2. Lead singer of the band pairemoore.

Dildo started singing at the sexy, young age of 69

85. (Dildo) (5↑, 22↓)
Phallic crack pipe usually made of glass

Get your dildo and we'll smoke this crack.

86. (Dildo) (17↑, 34↓)
A Dildo is an insulting term for a man who is only good for one thing.

"Kevin is such an asshole, but he is hot as hell. He should learn to shut the fuck up, and be a good dildo."

87. (dildo) (11↑, 29↓)
OH you know... the word dildo can be used in so many different ways, for instance, it could be a name of someone who has their head up their ass,or the species known as man's worst enemy aka the girls secret weapon, or just a nice noise maker...

1) stop being such a dildo 2)im going out with the guys tongiht dear- thats fine, i have my DIL. (man decides to stay home after all) 3)if u didnt know it sounds much ilkes ones phone when on vibrate. so u could keep a dildo in ur purse and no one would ever really notice.

88. (dildo) (12↑, 30↓)
VERB: "When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)." Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation." (Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)

Nate: Dan, don't dildo out on us again\! -OR- Shaun: Hey, where's Dan? Nate: He dildoed out on us. Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend. Alternate meaning: I totally dildoed that wave.

89. (dildo) (12↑, 30↓)
Someone who has their head up ones ass.

Quit being such a dildo, your getting corn in your hair.

90. (dildo) (20↑, 39↓)
1.) A artificial penis often used to pleasure a woman(women,girl-s-) 2.) A form of an insult 3.) My best friend 4.) A rubber,plastic,or metal penis often bigger than a real penis (because some men just are saticfying now 'n days) 5.) Miachel Jacksons' idea of "fun" at a all-boy sleepover 6.) Did I say my best friend?

1.) Kristina and I went to my house after school and used dildos on each other. 2.) Your such a dildo Philip\! 3.) My dildo and I are going to the mall today, alright Mom? 4.) It's over\! Your too small\! Time for plan B, my dildo. 5.) Alllright kids, time to drink some Jesus Juice and play with my dild... I mean my friend...umm... Tommy\! Yea, Tommy's his name.

Author: *The-Big-Ree* http://dildo.urbanup.com/1545250
91. (DILDO) (11↑, 31↓)
short for "Dad I'd Love to Do"; the male equivalent of MILF

That Brad Pitt is a DILDO

92. (dildo) (32↑, 52↓)
something that is very fun to watch a girl use

my girlfriend wishes there was a dildo as big as my cock

93. (dildo) (2↑, 23↓)
a toy used by woman to ples themselves

"i used a dildo lst night"

94. (dildo) (18↑, 39↓)
Because most men's weiners are so small, their wife's, girlfriends, etc.... Has to use a dildo to satisfy their sexual needs

My boyfriend's weiner is so small i have to use a dildo.

95. (dildo) (10↑, 32↓)
dil·do also dil·doe (dld) n. pl. dil·dos, also dil·does 1. An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect [penis], used in sexual stimulation. 2. Can also be used to describe an awesome relationship with someone, or anything thats positive in nature.

1. My boyfriend is away on vacation so I'll be sure to get some good use out of my dildo. 2. Amie is my dildo, muic is my dildo.

96. (Dildo) (10↑, 33↓)
A large piece of plastic resembling a penis used to give females orgasms without men

1.Check your mums draw ;)

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97. (dildo) (11↑, 34↓)
Hamtaro's favorite weapon,except his are generally metal,and barbed. The kind you buy in naughty stores aren't often capable of torture and mutilation.

Cartman: Mom\! Kitty's being a dildo\! Cartman's Mom: Well I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight\!

98. (dildo) (14↑, 37↓)
nice instrument used by women, in conjuction with their secure, well hung man to stimulate sex even further.

I watched her slide the 8 inch dildo in and out getting wetter for me to put in my 11 inch real hard cock

99. (dildo) (1↑, 25↓)
A rubber penis, (pen-ile) of the Male genetalia, formed to pleasure the opposite sex (women) or if your a gay fag (male). I assume that you would shove it up your asshole but in cases...if your gay you might as well shove it up the vagina that you currently have.

The gay homosexual faggot, shoved a dildo up his ass The virgin woman "marry" stuck a dildo into her so called, sagging vagina. Oh and a dildo has balls, unlike J.B. (justin bieber)

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100. (DILDO) (5↑, 29↓)
The females pleasures\!\!

A female sticks her dildo in her pussy or ass and get's her pleasure\!\! Basiclly getting off\!

101. (dildo) (67↑, 91↓)
The supreme icon of male obsolescence in today's society. Once a woman gets a taste of the right one, she never puts up with male bullshit again. Hard when we want it, long as we like it, goes as long as we do, provides instant fantasy support so we can imagine ourselves being fucked HARD AND LONG by hot-and-sexy anybody we want to be by instead of that dumb twat swaggering around thinking he's the center of our life and about to get dumped, no wet spot, no HIV, no other woman, no other man, no backtalk, no bullshit, and when you're done with it you can dump it in a drawer and it's out of your face - no fucking phone calls, last minute date requests or sassing. To be gotten at the sex toy shop near you, and the good ones are about $100-150. Small price to pay for peace of mind, yo. GIRL, GET THAT DILDO TODAY AND WATCH YOUR SON OF A BITCH SOON TO BE EX BOYFRIEND START TO SWEAT WITH REAL FEAR. They pretend to like it, but they don't really. Just think, a thick slab of latex gets your pussy more than they ever will. I bought mine and am NEVER looking back. And right here let's kill the myth we ladies choose dildos because "no one else would fuck us". WTF? You're on crack, you male bitches. I turn you down all the time. WE USE DILDOS BECAUSE THEY'RE BETTER THAN YOU AND BRING LESS BULLSHIT. GOSPEL TRUTH. GET SCHOOLED.

"What the fuck do I need YOU for? I've got A DILDO that makes you look like the soft bitch you are. Get the fuck out of my house, you saggy balled twat. Technology has made your ass REDUNDANT."

102. (Dildo) (12↑, 36↓)
1) Obviously a usually rubber object shaped like a huge penis that women use to pleasure themselves with. 2) Any person that says anything bad about the United States Marine Corp.

1) You know that hot girl Laura uses a dildo. 2) Some dickhead on this site was talking shit about the USMC what a Dildo\!

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103. (DILDO) (4↑, 29↓)
Dad I'd Like to DO.

Kaylee: Damn, Brad Pitt is such a DILDO.

104. (dildo) (13↑, 43↓)
An endearment used between two women that are friends.

Amy is my dildo.

105. (Dildo) (14↑, 48↓)
a peice of plastic that girls can stick up their hole

I need a dildo to masturbate

106. (dildo) (55↑, 91↓)
something that all girls use these days because of society, and because that all girls are whores and sluts and at some point decided a penis wasn't sufficient enough for their pussy. dildos are bigger and will continue to get bigger because, that's what happpens to girls vaginas because they are sluts. eventually there will be dildo's that are longer than a football field and wider than a coffee can.

dumb bitch 1: I married this guy cuz he's rich, but he's asian, so his penis is tiny. dumb bitch 2: you married a rich asain too? it's ok, do what I did and bought 1,215,436 dido's to pleasure myself. dumb bitch 1: ok sounds good dumb bitch 2: I use them all at the same time\!

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107. (dildo) (69↑, 108↓)
something that all girls use these days because of society, and because that all girls are whores and sluts and at some point decided a penis wasn't sufficient enough for their pussy. dildos are bigger and will continue to get bigger because, that's what happpens to girls vaginas because they are sluts. eventually there will be dildo's that are longer than a football field and wider than a coffee can.

dumb bitch 1: I married this guy cuz he's rich, but he's asian, so his penis is tiny. dumb bitch 2: you married a rich asain too? it's ok, do what I did and bought 1,215,436 dido's to pleasure myself. dumb bitch 1: ok sounds good dumb bitch 2: I use them all at the same time\!

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108. (dildo) (19↑, 68↓)
Sumthing that girls use all the fucking time....They dont stop either... Cassie:Adam ur dicks to small..wheres my dildo? Adam: Wtf\!?

OOh nice big dildo I LUV IT

109. (dildo) (24↑, 73↓)
Fake penis

when my girlfirend put the 10 inch dildo up her hairy vagina, i wacthed her vagina get wetter and more pleasurable as i got ready to shove my 13 inch erected, cumming cock up there.

110. (Dildo) (11↑, 80↓)
Little Bastad

Your being a dildo\!

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